News through that Australia will be in Eurovision 2016…

This is WRONG, peoples.

Australia had a special guest slot at Eurovision 2015. It was thrilling to participate, to wake up at 5am and see it LIVE. And to VOTE for the first time ever (even through the phone voting packed up completely…did you get my 13 votes for Norway???).

Eurovision 2015 was amazing. And Europe was exceedingly GRACIOUS in accepting us and making us welcome.

But we don’t belong there.

Eurovision belongs to the Europeans!

Please Australia, get a grip. Please EBU, don’t invite us.

It is embarrassing, awkward and STUPID for us to do it again.